First Aid Officer

Dear Samantha

Since I have been inducted into the roll of First Aid Officer I have been overwhelmed with the number of injured on the 4th Floor. I truly believe there is a curse on this floor.

I have had people report to me with shocking wounds:

Blisters – ill fitting shoes.
Small paper cuts – computer users going back to paper
Knife wounds - over zealous lunchers,
Small burns - coffee makers
Grizzlier – unknown diagnoses
Headaches – working in general
Mondayitis – weekly occurrence

I know that a lot of these people come to me just to complain to be heard if you will. I do that and allot sympathy when needed sometimes giving them a cuddle or patting their back. I have even put a small ♥ on bandaids and even resorted to extreme first aid of giving them an X as well.

My supplies are down though Samantha and I do not want to be unprofessional by using my spit to clean wounds and wraping with a tissue and attaching with sticky tape.

Could you please assist in my professionalism?

Cheers

Ms Do